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Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

What the hell’s a “one eyed monster” and why would I own one? Is he/she talking about their pet Gila Monster or their Penis? Is supermacho a word? I didn’t know whether to post this under “Nonsense Spam” or “Penis Growth Hormones”. LOL

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Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Actually, I’m OK with my penis size. I’m not saying anyone else is, but I am.

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Saturday, September 1st, 2007

They “whooped at me”? “Weightier than average”? Who talks like this? I hope that it’s so “weighty” that he drowns next time he goes swimming. Of course none of these stupid pills really work, and if they did, would you buy them from some guy on the net who spams you about the size of your penis? Man I hope not. LOL

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Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Do you think they’ll send it to me in a box and then I just sew it on, or do you think I’ll have to take pills?

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Sunday, August 19th, 2007

This guy has a new pill called Mega Dik. I’m sure that with a name like that, it’s a fake pill and he is going to take my money and buy crack or meth with it.

Check out the way he used a random story segment pulled from a book to make my spam software miss this email.

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Sunday, August 19th, 2007

Hey, this person is the rep for a new rod stiffening product. They can’t spell worth crap, and only sell it to poor suckers through email. Wow, do you think it really works?

I so need to start selling magic invisible pills online. I would sell them for $100 for 4 pills and send them in a big box. When the people couldn’t find them in the box, I would tell them it was because they were invisible. But, for only $400 more, I would send them the “See Invisible Shit Glasses”, so they could find them. But, the pills would dissolve and expire before the glasses got there. (Read the fine print asshole… LOL)

I’d be as rich as Bill Gates in about 2 weeks.

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Saturday, August 18th, 2007

OK, this one is actually funny. And I quote “People judge your dick size by your shoes size.” Then why not try to sell foot size enhancement medication? Or, better yet, just sell big shoes that fit over your little shoes so that women will go out with you. LOL

You know, if you are nice to them, are clean and have a sense of humor, you can probably get a date without having to try and increase the size of your …. feet.

On a final note, if you are really dumb enough to give someone who sends you an email like this your hard earned money, then you deserve to be scammed!

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Saturday, August 18th, 2007

I regret it already. I sent them $2,000,000 and all I got back was 3 Viagra.
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Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Great. This really pisses me off. I have my browser set to block pictures, so that my kids don’t see crap like this. Does anyone know how to block this type of picture spam?
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